Contact
You could try reaching us at nobody@home.net, but you likely won't get the response you're after.
Instead, try chanting our name backwards into a grammarphone with your shoes on backwards and your cat howling at the moon.
Don't have a cat? For shame! Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
So try this instead:
Try first a question, but after my name
Then as a domain, try searching anything's name
And finally seek to correspond thusly