Averlaine's musings

Collected musings, most with only logic as a factual basis

There are, in fact. many facets to what I do, but categorise myself or what I do is not one of them. Please consider your requests more carefully before putting them to me. Thank you.

Run screaming!

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As a matter of principle, I don't "do" anything.

Think of this more as a intellectual exercise in caution, patience and frustration. You will be frustrated and I will refuse you patience so exercise caution. Accept that now or move on.

Dodging questions, obfuscate "known" facts and cloud "factual" interjections is a way of life for some.

Beware: disappointment comes to those who wait for regular updates. Unwanted effects may include:

  • drowsiness
  • unwarranted paranoia
  • warranted paranoia
  • aggressive politeness
  • increased pottery inclinations
  • illicit meanderings
  • FOMO (fear of maternal osprey)
  • comatose parental deflection
  • imaginative lack of vocal projection
  • eternal beverages
  • contradictory inner monologue syndrome
  • unplanned alliteration
  • musical mayhem
  • sketchy synonyms
  • elasticised earrings
  • blistered banana bread on toast
  • cummerbund cravings
  • nihilistic negligence
  • LSD leanings (latch seeking decibels)
  • relentless phantom urinary conceit
  • feelings of ennui
  • expletive objection
  • planned dance battles
  • factual spoon interpretation confusion
  • gravitational mutiny
  • altruism
  • spontaneous frog emissary
  • homicidal bursts resulting in insignificant property damage
  • tap dancing table tennis
  • elevated pinky
  • tumultous trepidation

  • So, essentially, yeah. Enjoy that.